...

da balek kampong techenta ku~
ngehehe..
buat abg ku yg merindui kampong, balek2lah engkau weyh~

kebencianku tehadap HUMAN RESOURCE MANAGEMENT!

uhhuuuu...
kena blaja lagik..
heh naseb baek sok suda mau last paper!!

meuh3..

Good morning good good day~





ps: keterlanjuran tidurku membuatku lagi mengantuk

....

Thicker wallet=more money=SPEND

said Datuk Shahrir Abdul Samad

absolutely true...hahhahaha

bongok3

jawab soalan macam tak blaja langsung.
tapi, memang tak penah belajar pon.
ba** tol.

sources of failure:

• lecturer's failure to teach effectively
• teaching something that exactly out of the topic
• se**** classroom, dirty slide
• not in the syllabus
• stupid slide
• not using the book to teach
• then ask to refer to the book to complete project
• stupid ait?
• poor environment
  
• lack of interest to teach
• lecturer's close to retirement
  

Effect of the failure of the lecturer:

• i am fucking fail to answer the examination
• 70/100 marks absolutely lost
• failure of the subject of ORGANIZATIONAL BEHAVIOR
• lost when answering the exam
• blank
• feel like dumb
• i never learn the subject lah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• first time i read the book was yesterday.
• suck man

ps: to all the lecturer's do teach according to ur syllabus,
if not the student's will face the failure due to your failure to teach them.

loneliness~

The best remedy for
those who are afraid,
lonely or unhappy
is to go outside,
somewhere where
they can be quiet,
alone with the heavens,
nature and God.
Because only then does one feel
that all is as it should be.

Doubt is a pain too lonely
to know that faith
is his twin brother.

Dreams have but
one owner at a time.
That is why dreamers are lonely.

I've seen fire
and I've seen rain,
I've seen sunny days
I thought would never end,
I've seen lonely times when
I could not find a friend,
but I always thought
I'd see you again

Elitism - It's lonely at the top.
But it's comforting to look down
upon everyone at the bottom.

It is very lonely sometimes,
trying to play God.

Lonely men
seek companionship.
Lonely women
sit at home and wait.
They never meet.

When we truly realize
that we are all alone
is when we need
others the most

It is loneliness
that makes the loudest noise.
This is true of men as of dogs.

Sometimes when you're really lonely,
you really feel alive
and you feel like
you know who you are.

Be good and
you will be lonely.

What loneliness is more
lonely than distrust?

hati tak tenteram kalau dah lama xmenjalankan aktiviti ni..
duduk tak senang,
perut tak tenteram,
jiwa resah sentiasa,
hati berdupdap,
nak belajar pon fokus hilang,
hari2 nak kena mengadap, sepatutnya,
nak makan pon tak dapat menikmati makanan sepenuhnya...


haaaa...
apakah ia?


ps: agak biru sket

10 a.m?

How suprised i am to see the time is 10 a.m in the morning..
wau...
Congrats maself for wake up early today after having a very late sleep last nyte..

Hiihihii...


ps: Good morning malaysia!

Nihon-go no Shikei!!!

ehem2, harini asa macam besh sket ah,
bijak mengatur perancangan dalam menghentam jawapan2 yang dikehendaki yang mana value2 soalan-soalan itu agak tinggi.

Macam biasa, di luar jangkauan ku jugak soalannya..
haesh ,but at least better than all 3 papers before this..

Setelah ku merangka semua jawapan2 yang entah betul entah tidak aku pon tatau, lalu aku melakar jawapan2 ku di ketas soalan dengan yakin dan tenangya padahal kat dalam tak payah xcakap ar beb..

agagagga..
dah ah paper dua jam jek, tak sampai dua jam aku da say bye2 to all my friends..
hahahha, semua orang dah macam cacing kepanasan setelah melihat seorang, dua tiga orang, empat lima orang dan ramai lagi orang2 yang keluar dari dewan Raja Muda *tah apa kenama nya dewan tuh..

menjadi saksi kepada paper jepon yang aku jawab tadi heh.


Hiragana: ku cuba menulis mu, tapi malangnya nasib tidak menyebelahi aku, hanya 2 per 10 je yang aku yakin.
Isi particle yang betul: ku cuba isi dan isi, tapi nasib jugak tak menyebelahi aku, heh, bape per 12 tah.
Greetings: Wau!!!!! part favourite aku, ngegehehe.. cuba teka pa yang belaku?
hehe musti ah 14 per 14 whoa...
pehtu dah tak ingat...ada dialog la, menda lah... hahah dengan hasil usaha aku yang tak meniruk macam ada la orang2 tuh, akhirnya ketas ku penuh jawapan..
hahahhaha



ps: bak kata mak aku, jawab suda, hahahahahhahha bole xbole belakang kira..
no blank in the exam paper!!!!!!

ehem2..

O-namae wa Nur Adibah desu..
kyo wa Nihon go no shiken desu..
taihen desu ne..
watashi wa feel like crying...
muhuhuhu~



Ps: study rerajin

cutie pie!

Baby berkahwin, huieheihe,
cumil heh.

Yang Tersurat Di sebalik yang tersirat

Ehem2...
kenapa kita memilih untuk tak tidur lagi di kala pagi sudah menjelma dan malam sudah mau berkata bye2...
kononnya,
mau study..
padahal,
chatting..
loitering...
sms..
makan lagi..
mengunyap tak benti..
merenung kemungkinan masa hadapan yang bakal kita hadapi..

Kenapa juga kita memilih untuk tersenyum dikala hati kita penuh duka dan rasa macam mau nanges sentiasa...
sebab..
kita tak nak orang lain sedih macam kita,
biar kita sedih, jangan buat orang lain menangisi kesedihan kita,
biar kita susah, jangan kita menyusahkan orang lain,
biar kita sakit,jangan menyakiti orang lain,
biar kita dirundung duka daripada kita buat orang lain terluka..

kita juga masih mampu meneruskan hidup dengan wajah-wajah palsu padahal seribu satu perasaan bergelumang di dalam..
hanya kita, diri kita , dan kita sahaja yang tahu..

biar apa orang mau kata...
minah itu gila kah..
senyum sorang2,
makan sorang2,
gelak sorang2,
lepak sorang2,
wat pape suma sorang2..
sebenarnya kadang2 berseorangan lebih membahagiakan..
kita xkacau orang and orang tak kacau kita..
kita buat apa kita nak..
and xda sapa nak sound kita..
kadang2 kita telebih menjaga hati orang sekeliling padahal
hati senirik????????
becambah2 sakit nya...
heh...
kawan2 gak bai, kalo asyik aku je sakit ati kat kau kau relax2 suda mana bole tahan..
hahahahhahaha

jagalah hatimu senirik agar kamu dapat mengajar orang sekeliling menjaga hati mereka dan jugak hati orang!!!




Ps: Relax suda..mind your own business...

nukilan di pagi buta, apabila dah takdak menda sangat dah nak buat, begini lah hasilnya..

sakit perut ku lagik!



ps: alam kedua bakal memanggil kot

Sahabat-sahabat sengal di hari sebelum2 exam...ngeee~

loss your weight!

Weight Loss Plan

A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.

So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"

He lost 63 pounds that week.

PS: to whow who feel so fat!!!!!

keseorangan lagi

Hihihi..
bangun2 pagi tengok kiri kanan,kosong..
barang2 kemas sudah...
tinggal mau berambus saja...
semester yang kurasakan amat teruk...
hari-hari yang dilalui sentiasa di penuhi dengan wajah yang muram lagi kusam serta dikelilingi oleh manusia2 yang menggeramkan..
lagi lah teruk hari2 ku bai...
tah apa nasib sem ni hah...
satu persatu subjek teruk...
mungkin aku telah....................
-tidur dengan banyaknya
-makan sehingga buncitnya
-study dengan malasnya
-bersms dengan jayanya
-menghabiskan duit percuma dengan bangganya
-mengumpat tiada habisnya
-mengunyah tiada hentinya
-lepak dengan membuang masa secara banyaknya
-tidur tanpa ku sedari hari siangnya
-dan aku makan lagi..minum lagi...lepak lagi...
tanpa ku sedari...
lagi seminggu ja lagik aku disini...
mati lah semester ini dari hidupku..
berambus buat selamanya...
rosak segala carry mark ku..
final ku..
test ku..
pointer ku...
scholarship ku..
semester depanku..
anugerah2 harapanku..
masa hadapanku..
gelapkah..
cerahkah..
hanya Tuhan saja yang tahu..

ngeeee~

caes2..
tidak penah kehabisan hidupku semester ini dirundung malang yang menempa2 selepas satu, dua, dan tiga dan empat...
apakah nasibku akan beterusan sebegini..
haesh sedih2...

yesterday nyte..

agaggaga...
talk to my lovely brother..
bet him on something..
eeeeuwwwww....
hahaha dun forget our bet bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!

08th nov..

euuuwh....
damn bout yesterday...
how can i fail my stupid test...
am i stupid?
haesh...
damn man....hahaha

healthy tips


Answer the phone by LEFTear

Do not drink coffee TWICEa day
Do not take pills with COOLwater
Do not have HUGEmeals after 5pm
Reduce the amount of TEAyou consume
Reduce the amount of OILYfood you consume
Drink more WATERin the morning, less at night
Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS
Do not use headphones/earphone for LONGperiod of time
Best sleeping time is from 10pmat night to 6amin the morning
Do not lie down immediately after taking medicinebefore sleeping
When battery is down to the LASTgrid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times
Forward this to those whom you CARE about

Amalkan selalu!!!

lelaki vs perempuan!

Kajian Menarik terbaru..

Lelaki:
1. Pandu ke bank, parking dan berjalan ke mesin ATM
2. Masukkan card
3. Tekan number PIN dan jumlah yang dikehendaki
4. Ambil duit, card dan receipt



Wanita:
1. Pandu ke bank
2. Matikan enjin kereta
3. Perhatikan makeup di muka melalui cermin pemandu
4. Semburkan minyak wangi
5. Sikat rambut dan berjalan ke mesin ATM
6. Mencari Kad ATM di dalam beg tangan
7. Masukkan kad ATM
8. Mencari nombor PIN ATm dekat celah penyepit rambut dalam beg tangan
9. Tekan nombor PIN
10. Membaca arahan ATM selama hampir 2 minit
11. Tekan "Batal"
12. Tekan sekali lagi nombor PIN
13. Tekan "Batal" sekali lagi
14. Telefon suami atau pakwe untuk bertanya nombor PIN yang betul
15. Tekan nombor PIN yang betul dan periksa baki duit yang tinggal
16. Masukkan jumlah yang dikehendaki
17. Tekan "Salah"
18. Masukkan jumlah yang agak besar
19. Tekan "Salah" sekali lagi
20. Masukkan jumlah yang lagi besar
21. Keluarkan dan amik duit dari mesin ATM
22. Masuk ke dalam kereta
23. Periksa makeup di muka sekali lagi
24. Mencari kunci kereta dalam beg tangan
25. Hidupkan enjin kereta
26. Jalankan kereta.
27. Berhenti tiba-tiba
28. Pergi balik ke mesin ATM
29. Ambil Kad yang tertinggal dan resit.
30. Masuk kembali ke kereta
31. Letakkan kad ATM di atas Dashboard
32. Buang resit atas jalan
33. Tengok dekat cermin pemandu
34. Perika makeup sekali lagi
35. Membetul-betulkan rambut
36. Masukkan gear kereta untuk reverse (undur)
37. Brake mengejut lagi
38. Masukkan gear kereta ke depan sebab tersilap tadi
39. Memandu lebih kurang 3 km
40. Baru teringat nak lepaskan hand brake..

suatu ari yang terik

heh..
malas mau bangun,malas mau mandi, malas mau gosok gigi...
segala2nya kurasakan mlas sekalih..
haeh...
da r panas, mud suma larikan diri dariku...
sok paper lagi...
alangkah indah dunia tanpa exam,alangkah bahagia hidup tanpa dugaan...

ahah

ngantok suda..tapi tamo titun2...
hadeh2...apa mau buat?
baca buku pon malas suda...
pala tingtong~
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......